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The Allotment Cat
Ghosts who linger
for horticultural reasons bring new meaning to the seasons Juliet
Eyeions & Paul Brazier
* * * * * * * OU MUST BE MAD to even think of going out in this blizzard. It’s deadly out there.” George always exaggerated when he wanted to get his own way and he really didn’t fancy trudging up to the allotment in the snow and slush to feed a feral cat if he could get away with slumping quietly in front of the telly and snoozing Christmas afternoon away. “All the more reason to go,” his wife replied. “Jim and Ethel would normally feed Smokey but they’re much too frail to be going out in this so he’ll go hungry – on Christmas Day! How would you like it if you had no dinner, today of all days?” Sue knew she was fighting a losing battle, but she had to try. “Besides, if it’s
so deadly, the cat’s going to need this food just to survive.
And while we’re there we can make sure the bench is still covered
and check the clamps to see if the potatoes and carrots are okay…” Her
voice faded as she rooted in the cupboard under the stairs for her
wellies and the cat food but she might as well have held her peace,
as the small sound she made was drowned by the gentle snores coming
from the armchair.
* * * * * * *
It felt good to get out of that stuffy house. She couldn’t blame George for wanting to stay home, really. He’d worked double shifts all week to be sure he could be home with her at Christmas and he needed the rest. But the snowflakes on her cheeks and eyelashes and the chill air in her lungs made her feel awake and alive. She strode out, enjoying the crunch and slip of the ice beneath her boots and – whoops – skidded on a treacherous slick beneath the snow. Slowing down, she looked carefully where she put her feet and was doubly careful crossing the main road. The
town sprawled across a number of Downs and their allotment was
in the next valley.
As she climbed,
the snow became heavier and the wind keener, howling in telephone
wires, whispering in leaves and moaning in eaves until, as she cleared
the houses and stepped out onto the common which straddled the ridge,
she realised a full-scale blizzard was blowing.
‘Smokey is most definitely going to need feeding,’ she thought determinedly, and leaned forward, pressing herself, it seemed, against the solid, blinding white wall of the afternoon. Once she had crested the ridge and descended into the lee of the ancient beech hanger which separated the allotments from the common, the wall of wind fragmented, although it still kept her company, mumbling and chattering in the high branches. She was glad when she arrived at the allotment gates and more grateful than she thought she ought to be when the padlock opened at first try to her trembling fingers – but the allotment fairies always made it easier to open the gate when getting there was difficult, or so she and George had decided after one amiable stroll up here in the summer sunshine when the padlock stubbornly refused to open for what seemed like hours. Inside, with the gate locked firmly behind her, she felt more secure, but the wind continued to clash and chatter in the trees as she hurried up another slope towards the allotment. “Smokey!” she called, and made the tut-tutting noise her husband always said cats recognised as a food call, “Smo-o-o-okey”. And paused. Was that people talking? No, surely it was just more of the voices of the wind in the trees and the shushing sussuration of the fat white snowflakes falling around her. She thought she caught a flicker of grey, a silent miaow, from the corner of her eye and turned to call again. “Smo-o – Oh!” A tree root, exposed by earlier heavy rain but now hidden beneath the snow, snagged the toe of one boot while the other slid away on the treacherous ice and she measured her length on the ground. * * * * * * *
A
rough tongue on her face and a loud ‘prrrrrrrrr’ made
her open her eyes to see a gorgeous silver tabby face. Wide, wise
alien eyes
looked back into hers. She
was lying where she had fallen. As she brushed the hair from her
forehead, her fingers slicked in blood.
‘I must have banged my head on something’, she thought, ‘but I can’t have been unconscious long, or the blood would be dry.’ She sat up and the cat ran off, towards her allotment. At least the snow had stopped and, in fact, wasn’t that a stray sunbeam? She heard voices again but this time, she suddenly realised, it couldn’t be the wind because the wind had dropped. The cat trotted back towards her, stopped, turned expectantly and, pausing to look back at her several times, walked deliberately away towards her allotment and – where had the snow gone? she wondered – towards the voices. The grass was slippery underfoot but the heat of the sun was quickly drying it out. She clambered to her feet and followed. * * * * * * *
Allotments are usually thought of as being parcels of land laid out on flat areas but these occupied either side of a valley bottom. George and Sue had recently taken advantage of this to install a bench next to their shed, halfway up the slope, which, while sheltered by the shed and an overhanging hawthorn, commanded a delightful view down the valley to the sea. On this bench sat two elderly men in fustian coats, pipes in mouth, deep in a vociferous discussion of allotment matters. “…and Mr Middleton was saying only the other day it was our duty to use National Growmore to increase our crop yield or the country would starve,” one said. “But what’s the
use of growing so much food if you can’t keep it?” the
other replied. “If you don’t leave space for proper storage,
it’ll rot and go to waste.”
While she was rather taken aback by their colonization of her bench, Smokey had run up to them and now sat at their feet, purring. And they appeared to be discussing the clamps she had hastily improvised that autumn when she had had such a bumper crop she hadn’t had room at home to store all the potatoes and carrots she had grown. “Good afternoon,” she
said. “I thought I would be on my own up here today. I don’t
think we’ve met…”
They both looked disconcerted at her appearance but retreated into a once-common male disdain for women’s gardening. “We be yure al the time,” the
first one said – the burr was unmistakably old Sussex – “and
seed ye build yon clamps.”
“I was rather pleased with them,” she replied. “I got the idea from an old copy of Gardeners’ Enquire Within.” “Ye’ve not enough crop to bother with ’un,” the other said. “Tis not tall enough and the wet won’t run off proper. And that fancy bubbly paper you’ve used to line it” – in the lack of any ready source of straw, Sue had abandoned authenticity and used bubblewrap for the insulation layer – “is stoppin’ the clamp breathing properly. Yer spuds nor carrots’ll never survive winter.” Sue was upset by this and turned to the business of feeding the cat to conceal the flush mounting to her face. Behind her, the old man took his pipe out of his mouth and muttered to his companion, “young flibbertigibbet’s got no shame, comin’ here alone like this.” She sat on the grassy bank, taking comfort in absently stroking the cat while it ate and felt an unusual warm glow in her upper arms and chest, as if a single sunbeam had found her and was sharing its warmth with her alone. “And yer’ve got
no call feeding that cat, either,” the old man said to her
back. “He’ll have no reason to keep the vermin down if
he’s got a full belly all the time.”
Smokey had finished eating but instead of his usual trick of climbing onto her lap to curl up for a cuddle, he stood up tall in her lap, butting his nose into her face, and uttered his loudest and most plaintive miaow… * * * * * * *
“…and when we arrived at the allotment, there was no sign of Sue and it was dark and I was worried sick but Smokey must have heard us talking because suddenly I heard him miaowing and, there he was, bursting out of a snowdrift and there she was inside it, where he’d been keeping her warm…” Snuggled in an armchair by the fire, wrapped in a blanket, with a hot cup of brandy-laced cocoa in her hands and Smokey curled luxuriously on her lap, Sue drifted in and out of the conversations. “…couldn’t leave the little hero up there to fend for himself in that awful weather so we brought him back…” “…woke up and found she wasn’t home yet and it had got dark, of course I was worried and called…” “…and carrots are best left undug till they’re needed…” “…got to protect your food sources or you’m goin’ ter starve… “…prrrrrrr…” * * * T H E * E N D * * *
The
Allotment Cat is copyright © 2006 * p o s t s c r i p t * As many will know or have guessed from the photograph, this story is based on a real cat and his real habits. The couple are much less like Juliet and me, though. But, unusually for our stories, this one has a postscript. On Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, we went up to the allotment to feed Smokey as usual. He seemed very ill and out-of-sorts to us, and he was very hungry. Many of the allotment holders have fed him over the years but the elderly couple who are usually there every day to look after him have been absent for some time. We came home and checked on the internet and found he was exhibiting classic symptoms of severe hypothermia, even though it was much less cold than winters he has survived easily before. We borrowed a cat basket from friends and went back to bring him home but couldn't find him. Nor could we find him the next day but, on Wednesday, he appeared again. We spent the afternoon with him and he never left our side. Usually, he wanders off once he has been fed. So Juliet went home for the basket and we brought him home. Since when he has done little other than eat, sleep and purr although today he has been playing with the catnip mouse we bought for him. He seems to be about 12 years old – we have been seeing him on the allotment for at least ten years – so we figure he probably deserves a good warm retirement home now. I do hope we are right.
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